Aries (March 21-April 19)
Whoa baby, Aries! With Mercury entering fire sign Leo, you are coming in hot! You’re hitting up all the parties, wearing your best attire, and talking to every hottie in the room- this will lead to some major V to D action!
If you’re in a relationship, I suggest trying something a little more adventurous than your partner is used to. Ever thought of incorporating another person in the bedroom? This would be a good weekend for it.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
My baby Taur, Thursday’s full moon in Capricorn has you feeling super down…still, and your partner has definitely taken notice. Don’t try to hide it!
Instead, plan a romantic night in. You need some major one-on-one time to feel appreciated and respected. Bubblebaths for two are always nice! But, don’t forget the wine!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
On the 29th, Mercury enters Leo bringing you a new love interest, little Gem! Since Leo is a fire sign, I can assure you- this fling is going to be HOT.
Don’t be afraid to take risks you normally wouldn’t take, to lock-in this stud. He’ll definitely be your V’s favorite accessory this summer!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Mercury entering Leo has you feeling extra feisty! You have so many things you want to say to that special someone, but you’ve been too afraid. You’ve been quiet for much too long…which is totally not like you, Cancer, so get it together. Seriously.
This is your chance to channel Leo the lion and ROAR! After you do, I promise things will work out in your favor!
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Sexy Leo, this is the time to communicate. God damn, can you please tell that bumble date you had last week to go away? Like buh-bye! You’re not interested, you never will be, so stop trying to be nice because honestly, Leo, it doesn’t suit you!
Instead, spend your precious energy by communicating to that guy on the dance floor that you are DTF this weekend. Bring on the party!
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo! Emergency! When Mercury squares off with Uranus on June 30th, you will be hit with some shocking news regarding your love life. Dun Dun Dun!
Good or bad? We can’t be sure. Try to keep a clear head and an open heart, little virgin. We know you can make it through!
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, you are the life of the party this weekend. You have date invitations coming from all over! Oooh la la! Choose wisely who you spend your time with. There are some big ‘ol losers after you right now.
If you’re in a relationship drag your partner out with you and show him you can still have fun! Then take him back to your place and rock his world.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Ok, Scorp, we know what you’ve been up to- everyone does! Your sexual reputation is the talk of the town right now and for good reason. But, hey, here at NYgal, we don’t judge! Keep doing you if it’s making you happy and if not maybe look for another way to get some of that tension out.
If you’re in a relationship, Mercury in fire sign Leo makes it the perfect time to try out something new in the bedroom. Does anyone have a whip?
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Oh Sagittarius, you are craving some schooling. A new partner will enter into your life making you feel alive and extremely adventurous. Don’t be shy with them- they want to teach you. Make it apparent that you want to learn!
If you’re in a relationship try a sex therapist! Sex therapy is a great way to learn what you’re doing wrong and what you could be doing so much better in order to make your partner scream for mercy.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Cap, girl- get your dirty texting on! A private sector of Capricorn is illuminated as Mercury enters Leo making you feel well…really f**king horny.
Let your freak flag fly, girl! Let him know every dirty detail of what you want to do with him from beginning to end. I’m sure he won’t mind.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Yo, chill, Aquarius. Your bumble bucket list is filling up and it’s making your V hurt just thinking about all those potential D’s.
Make sure you are picking the RIGHT guys and spend the time with those lucky few. As for the others? Unmatch.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, what’s all this anger bottled up inside of you lately? You need a major destresser and what better way to do that than sex?
Ever thought of being a dominatrix? Well, this is the perfect time to give it a go! Choke him, smack him, whip him, and feel free to talk a little trash. Afterward, your anger will have diminished and you’ll be feeling like a whole new Pisces!
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