Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aries, you’re not always the romantic type but Venus in fellow fire sign Leo will have you craving romance. Hey, everyone likes a change now and then!
This is the weekend to get with that hottie at the office, however, make sure to be creative when it comes to date ideas- he’s pretty hard to impress. Leo will activate the creativity sector of your chart, bringing new ideas into focus. You’re the adventurous type, so trying new things should be as easy as pie!
If you’re already in a relationship, try something new like tango dancing or…anal, anyone? Even full-of-life Aries can become boring to their partner!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Oh Taur, get ready! Venus’ and Uranus’ square-off will bring you major surprises over the weekend! Like, hold the phone kind of surprises that will have you wanting FREEDOM! Sing it loud and proud and open up to your partner about how you’re feeling. Communication is key this weekend.
Practice being a free bird by taking this weekend to drink too much tequila, flirt with the bartender, and have a really groggy Sunday morning in your bed…or someone else’s.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
So sorry Gem babe, but Friday night is not a good night for you. Mercury opposes Saturn on the 15th, bringing hard and possibly long-overdue conversations. Dun Dun Dun…but, let’s be real, you know what I’m talking about.
Do yourself a favor and avoid this stressor by buying some Häagen-Dazs and plunking on your couch for the night. I suggest binging The Bold Type The Bold Type or some classic Sex and the City to remind yourself that you’re a badass bitch and that we all have our days.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Ugh, real talk – Venus in fire sign Leo will have you questioning what’s important to you in your relationship. This is a good time to examine the love languages and find out if physical touch is more important to you than gift-giving or words of affirmation. Test it out with a good old romp in the sheets and see if that cures your sweet tooth.
If you’re single, maybe the casual late-night booty-calls aren’t doing it for you anymore, so take the time to figure that shit out, and maybe delete Paul, Dan, and Sean from your phone. Dan’s D left your V sad anyway.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Whoa Leo, slow down! Or actually… don’t, because you’re on fire! Um, naturally! Venus is in your sign, and after meeting some new friends mid-week, you’ll be wanting to get it on with these new hotties…Yes, there will be more than one.
Don’t hold back now, Leo! You were meant to set the sheets aflame! One of these lucky boys could turn into a FWB situation that will keep you satisfied for months!
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgin Virgo, sorry to say, but this is not the weekend you were hoping for. Mercury opposes Saturn on June 15th bringing problems with communication. Oy again!? I know, babe – it’s been rough. This communication issue will definitely cause some tension in the bedroom and I’m sorry to say, but there is little you can do to fix it.
So, let your V take the weekend off; she’s tired and pushing her to the limit is only going to make her cranky.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Whatever you do, do NOT go on that date! Yeah, he’s cute, but trust me, as Mercury opposes Saturn on June 15th, you’ll realize that you guys just don’t click, so what’s the point of getting all dressed up and wasting an outfit? Hello, a girl’s worst nightmare!
Cancel the date, so you’re not left dolled-up and disappointed. Instead, go out with the girls and try to get with a new stud. NYC is full of opportunities!
Scorpio (October 23-November 22)
Oh, baby! So many sexy suitors eyeing your goodies – so, who will you pick, Scorp? Venus in Leo will have your V tingling with all the different options, but choose carefully – you remember last time…
Meanwhile, if you’re in a relationship be careful with all of this attention. Yeah, it may feel nice to have all eyes on you, but it might tempt you to become unfaithful and in turn, hurt your partner. Be smart and use good judgment! One steamy hot night of D is not worth it!
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
After so many failed attempts at love, the stars are finally in your favor. Can we get an AMEN?
Venus in Leo will have you wanting to start a new partnership and this time it will be the RIGHT one. Ugh, Finally! Be sure to make yourself seen this weekend. Don’t stick yourself in a booth hidden by your friends. Instead, make yourself available by sitting at the bar by yourself for a bit. Remember location, location, location.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
This weekend is all about connection for you, because what good is sex without the chemistry?
Find a man that’s business in the streets and a freak in the sheets – that’s your type. You’re too busy to waste your time on “no-good” hook-ups. Remember, Cap, you’re all about quality over quantity. If it doesn’t happen this weekend, then keep looking. You’ll get it, girl.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Miss A, a new door will open in your love life, and you’ll definitely want to take advantage of this. It could turn into a hot summer fling and who doesn’t need one of those?
If you’re in a relationship, a long-standing problem will be smoothed over – finally! Remember, Venus ignites the celebration sector of your chart, so after the issue is resolved, feel free to get wild in the bedroom. Pop that champagne, get out the lube, and get ready to go all night!
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
That sex was getting boring, huh, Pisces? Send your thanks to Venus for working overtime this weekend and getting that bed rocking again. You and your partner will have each other screaming for mercy! This will be the beginning of a very sensual summer for you two.
Seriously though, Venus really deserves a thank you. She accepts peonies, dark chocolates, or any other aphrodisiacs.
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