Aries (March 21-April 19)
Fiery Aries, you’re getting lucky this weekend! Give a big hug and kiss to the sun whose connection with Jupiter has you experiencing extreme heightened sensitivity and baby, I’m not talking about your emotions.
This is the perfect weekend to get intimate and connected with a partner, new or old. They’ll feel your passion and fall head-over-heels for you, just as your V touches their D.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
This weekend you have a good mix of energy, Taur, because of the sun’s connection with Jupiter. You’ll be feeling fun, energized, and ready for action of all kinds! Wink.
If you’re in a relationship, your harmonious, calm, and romantic side may come out a little- embrace it! Your partner has been craving some love from you.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Mercury, your ruling planet has you feeling argumentative AND on top of that, Mars in retrograde in air sign Aquarius is causing you to reconsider your morals. Oh man. Have you been feeling antsy in your relationship lately? Have you gotten the urge to cheat?
This Sunday will be a good idea to have this much-needed conversation with your partner. Be careful of believing a too easy solution to the problem. Chances are this will be a recurring issue in this specific relationship.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer, this is a great weekend for you! As the sun connects with Jupiter, you will be inspired to try something you’ve never done before…Hmm, let’s guess what it is- anal? A threesome? Some homemade porn? Whatever it is, have fun!
If you’re currently seeing someone be sure to communicate with them about your thirst in the bedroom. I’m sure if they’re talking to you, sexy Cancer, they can match it!
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Alright, Leo, we get it, you’re feeling yourself! And that’s cool and all, but don’t let it get to your head. Go out on Friday and Saturday and live it up, but don’t get too drunk and start bragging- we know you tend to do that!
On Sunday, you’ll feel a calm and relaxing vibe sweep over you. It’s either the universe or it’s that hangover that needs nursing. Either way, take the day to sit on your couch in sweatpants, watch Netflix, and whatever you do, don’t text that guy from Friday night.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, you were feeling super argumentative a couple of days ago, but now you’re feeling the dreamy energy of Neptune! Embrace it!
If you’re in a relationship, this is an ideal time to plan a special date night with your loved one. You’ll want to work with Neptune’s energy, so a picnic in Central Park or a romantic sunset cruise is ideal.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, you’ve been seeking major attention! You’re enjoying some flirty banter with a sexy new guy. Oh, baby! You thought you wanted it, but maybe this attention is now overwhelming you.
This weekend it’s time to sit down and really think about what you want before you go too far with this guy because, let me tell you, his intentions are serious.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Uh-oh, Scorp. You’re in the doghouse. An argument with your partner may lead to a breakup, so be careful about what you do and what you say this weekend.
If a breakup is what you’re after then, great! This is a perfect time to take a trip, so cash in your frequent flyer miles, because what’s better than some post-breakup travel booty?
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
On July 8, when the sun makes a connection with Neptune, Sag, you’ll be feeling really gentle with your loved ones- emotionally and physically.
Take this opportunity to get a little mushy-gushy, because hey, sometimes that’s kind of nice. A rose-petal bubble bath and some champagne will certainly make your partner smile.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Cap, girl, this is the ideal time for a heart-to-heart with that special someone. If you’re feeling like communicating with them about your feelings- just do it! You will not be disappointed.
You will also be feeling extremely social this weekend, so don’t hold back! Make plans with multiple lovers and get your groove on. You’re a hardworking woman and you deserve a little pleasure!
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Relationship trouble, again? Really Aquarius, you have got to stop being so difficult for your partner…or maybe you just need to find one that can handle you.
Whatever the case is, this partner is bringing you down and this is the weekend to get to the bottom of it. On Sunday, good vibes will wash over you, helping you find a solution to this mess you’ve made.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, you seriously have no patience right now. Take a chill pill. You’ve been flipping your hair, dressing-up, batting your eyes, and he still hasn’t noticed you…or at least that’s what you thought!
This weekend his true colors will show when the sun makes a connection with Jupiter, on the 8th. So until then, keep doing what you’re doing, because you definitely are making an impression. Just don’t dwell- it’ll all work out.
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