Aries (March 21-April 19)
Holy moly, Aries, get ready for a dramatic shift in your love life. You’ll be feeling extremely frustrated because your boo isn’t reciprocating so well in the bedroom anymore. However, the more you push him, the more frustrated you’re going to get, so just like, don’t.
Keep yourself in check, by not pushing him too hard on the things that you want and just maybe things will work out in your favor. If not, there are thousands of other men in NYC who will want to light your fire.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
The lunar eclipse on July 27, will have you wanting to change directions in your love life. Yeah, sure, the guy you’re with now makes you feel comfortable, but is he satisfying your cravings, dear Taur?
However, beware, addressing this issue over the weekend will cause an argument, but it’s an argument that NEEDS to happen in order for you to figure your shit out. So, roll up your sleeves, throw your hair in a pony, and get talking.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gem, the lunar eclipse has you questioning everything you knew and this is reeking havoc on your sex life. DUN DUN DUN!
Throw on your slinkiest dress, fill in your eyebrows, and apply a bold lip color, so you can go out and get some. Girl, I wish I could say you could get yourself out of this funk, but sometimes you just need a little D to be reminded of how hot you really are.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
The lunar eclipse in Aquarius is hitting your emotions hard, sensitive Cancer. This time it’s related to your exes. The motto of this weekend for you is “let it go”. Your exes are not in your life for a reason (a damn good reason) so stop thinking about them and allowing them to affect future relationships! Not all guys are the same, surprisingly.
These emotions are also great for your sex life, and really any emotionally intense relationship you’re participating in. This is a great time to tell secrets with a loved and talk about your kinks and fantasies. Oh, baby!
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, Mercury being in retrograde will have you and your partner not seeing eye-to-eye. You will have to repeat yourself and it’s going to be extremely frustrating.
If you feel the need to reach out to an ex for advice, do it. They might have something wise to say. However, it will also make you question why you are with your current lover. That’s ok. This is necessary for you to move forward.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, the eclipse has you cutting out someone in your life that has been emotionally AND financially involved with you for a while now…so yeah, this is serious. It’s been a long time coming and this weekend the eclipse’s energy will make it a reality. Don’t be afraid.
As Venus and Pluto make a connection in the sky over the weekend, the universe will be presenting you with a lot of opportunities to forge new intimate relationships that will have your kinky side really excited! Take advantage of this to cure your heartbreak, little virgin Virgo.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Sexy Libra, hell girl, you have all the luck coming to you this weekend. If there is a kink you wanted to explore- now is the time!
When Pluto connects with Venus sexual fantasies will be dancing in your head, so take your partner, or a fun hook-up and get to work creating your dream V to D connection.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Honest communication is everything this weekend, Scorpio! You need to tell your partner that what they’re doing for you in the sheets just like isn’t working. At all. It’s bad.
Emotions will be high because of the eclipse, but hopefully, they’ll find motivation within that to please you because you AND your V are SO worth it.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius you’re going to get some shocking news. Unfortunately, what you’ve been worried about is totally true, so get rid of him because he is no longer worthy of your energy.
Instead of kicking it with your bae, go out with some girlfriends, get some drinks, and find a cutie on the dance floor to bring home for a snuggle. You are young, sexy, and full of life. Get someone who appreciates all that you are!
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Ah, Cap, I knew there was a vixen inside of that hardworking bitch. When Venus meets Pluto over the weekend, you will feel the need to fulfill all of your sexual fantasies. Do it.
You’re all about words, Cap, so talking dirty and sharing secrets will have your V soaking and ready to go. So, go out and get some. This weekend is all about fun for you!
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
The lunar eclipse has you celebrating, Aquarius! Whether it’s an engagement, a baby, or just sealing the deal with a new hottie from the office, you will be in good spirits throughout the whole weekend.
Take the time to really live it up with a loved one, or your girls, or even by yourself! Chances are you’ll get some good D if you play your cards right.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Ahh, Pisces, why have you been repressing these emotions for so long? You like him, so just tell him already! You have too much self-doubt lately and it’s affecting all aspects of your life including your sex life.
Pull yourself together and ask this stud out for drinks, the worst thing he could say is “No”, but darling, don’t let that scare you, there are plenty more fish in the sea…or like finance guys in NYC.
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