Aries (March 21-April 19
Oh, spirited ambitious Aries, the weekend the universe is trying to get you focused on your goals in your current relationship. You have tried a few things over the summer to fix some recurring issues, but nothing has really solved the whole problem. How will you finally start to make things work again?
NYgal suggests you sit down with your boo and make a game-plan. Hello, two heads are better than one! There is a reason you’ve been together this long- you’re a team- so start acting like one!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taur, September has you feeling like getting a little high with your lover in more ways than one. Ever dreamt of a staycation with bae? Pillow and blanket fort? You know the deal.
This weekend is the perfect time to get out the candles, the romantic music, and get a little artsy. You have this creativity hidden inside of you that you just need to let out. Let bae help you do just that. A masterpiece you create together could lead to some steamy heat between the sheets.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gem, you’re hopping into September acting like the party never stops! It’s not time to settle down and be studious- it’s time to hang on to the last few weeks of good weather and sunshine!
Hit your favorite rooftop bars over the weekends to find that perfect hookup. You’ve been playing the field all summer, but you still have room for a few more men in your bed.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Ugh, Cancer, you’re such a drag sometimes. You’re always thinking of responsibilities and yeah, it’s nice to be practical, but your partner is getting a little tired of you always playing it safe.
This weekend, show your partner you still know how to have fun and let loose. If you don’t- they’ll find the party somewhere else. And trust me, you don’t want that.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgin Virgo, things are getting a little calmer for you finally. Those eclipses and retrogrades had you really messed up. Like cuckoo-crazy!
This weekend let love guide you. Don’t feel the need to have it all figured out, but rather just go with your heart and everything will seem to fall into place over the next month.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, things are balancing out for you and you are back in your element. No more rude-mouthed men. No more people trying to fuck up your relationship. It is just you and your boo.
Embrace the calm after the storm this weekend by taking it easy with bae. A nice day at Brooklyn Bridge Park followed by ice cream and cuddling to a movie on Netflix is an ideal date. You both have been through a lot, so find the time to sit back, relax, and enjoy each other’s company.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Love just feels easy right now, Scorpio, which is much different than it has felt all summer for you. Something unexpected has come up, but it doesn’t feel too shocking- it just feels right.
This weekend, and going through September, don’t try to push love. It’s there, it’s easy, and this one is so so so worth. Enjoy yourself and stay in the present moment. This is someone you could have an amazing adventure with.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, you’re definitely looking to make that next step with your boo thang, but is that what they are looking for right now, too?
This weekend, have that much-needed conversation with your partner to determine if you’re both on the same page. You don’t want to get hurt again, girl, and if he is not interested in the long-haul, it might be best to let this one go.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Cap, you’re all about traveling lately and do you know the best part of that? The travel booty!
Girl, pack your suitcases for the long weekend and take a little getaway to visit someone you haven’t seen in a while. He will be so down for the impulsive adventure and it will definitely lead to some intense bedroom time. Come on, Cap, have one more adventure before the summer ends! You deserve it.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
God, Aquarius, you are feeling so self-reflective lately when it comes to your relationships. It seems like the eclipses and retrogrades really got you thinking about what you’ve been doing wrong.
This weekend, take the time to disconnect from your current flings and relax by yourself. Some journaling and quiet time is what you need to recharge and start to approach love in a different way.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, the universe is telling you that you need to learn to compromise. Big time. You have a tendency to make the relationship about you. Always! Fucking stop.
This weekend, sit down with your lover and tell them you’ve been shit, then treat them to something they want to do. Take them to their favorite restaurant, give them an oily massage, or even just make the morning coffee for once. They deserve to be taken care of too.
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