Aries (March 21-April 19
The weekend is bringing an emotionally intense full moon in Pisces on August 26th, Aries, so be careful when it comes to bringing up sensitive issues your boo has been personally dealing with. That job promotion? The struggle with getting to the gym every day? Avoid avoid avoid.
This is also not the time to have any relationship conversations. Trust me, the conversation will soon turn into an argumentative shit show that’ll have circle arguments written all over it! If you want your relationship to last please hold the fuck off until September.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taur, when the Sun connects with Uranus on August 25th, you will be feeling extra experimental. So baby, get those creative juices flowing and try out some new toys in the bedroom.
I suggest you and bae take a quick trip to the sex store and pick up some things you’ve always wanted to try or maybe something that you’ve never seen before. The full moon this weekend is bringing out your wild side!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
When the Sun connects with Saturn on August 25th, Gem, you’ll be in the mood for change! This could be dating someone who you would not normally date or it could mean just switching up your current relationship. Has the dynamic gotten a little stale?
If you’re feeling in a sexual rut, get a little wild under the full moon on Sunday. Getting frisky in nature is a definite way to spice things up.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
August 25th when the Sun connects with Uranus, you will find yourself connecting with unexpected people. This could mean someone you normally wouldn’t date or it could be an old fling who you swore you would never get dirty with again.
Whoever is tickling your V over the weekend will give you just what you need going into the new month, but don’t expect this guy to stick around!
Leo (July 23-August 22)
With the emotional full moon in Pisces on August 26th deep issues regarding your intimate relationships come to the foreground. Dun Dun Dun…
These issues are focused around your ability to perform in the sheets on a regular basis. Yeah, I know you’ve been extremely stressed out lately, but your partner is dying for a little attention, so play fair and give him a little.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Sunday there is a full moon in Pisces which will bring you romance, sweet little Virgo. A new love will come walking into your life, so be sure to leave the door open.
This one is a good one, virgin Virgo, so definitely play nice and open yourself up to him. He may not last forever- that’s up to you- but it will surely be one sweet ride.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
The full moon in Pisces will have you debating change and working towards a complete relationship transformation. What used to work for you, just isn’t anymore, and that’s ok! Embrace the change and go full-throttle towards your ideal relationship.
Be sure to take some time under the stars this weekend to discuss what you’re looking for going forward in your partnership. You’ll be happily surprised that your partner has been feeling the same way too. This will lead to a new outlook and lots of good sex going into the next month.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
The full moon is BIG for you this time, Scorpio. Your crush and you will finally get together. Hooray! This is what you’ve been waiting so patiently for!
I advise you to not take this attention to your head. Take things nice and slow. He is a gentleman and he wants to treat you like his perfect lady- let him, you’ll be head over heels for each other in no time.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
When the Sun connects with Uranus on August 25th, you will be the talk of the town! And don’t worry- it’s a good thing. Everyone is trying to get a piece of you, so girl, fucking flourish and embrace it.
If you’re single, go out with the girls Saturday night and get some numbers. You’ll be sure to have a full calendar of dates for next week that will lead to some hot flings. Stay tuned, Sagittarius, you are going to have a very good September!
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
On August 25th, when the Sun connects with Uranus new love opportunities will begin to appear. Stay grounded little Earth sign, because there are some fuckboys around.
As a Capricorn, you are strong, independent, and picky AF. Stay that way. Some of the guys overflowing your inbox are totally not worth your time.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
On August 25th, you will begin to accept change in your relationships, but don’t worry there is still a sense of security surrounding you and keeping your partnership safe.
If you are in a relationship and you just don’t feel like you’re getting what you need maybe being open and honest with your partner is the best bet. However, don’t make any crazy decisions this weekend about how to improve things. Let your talk sit over the week and come back together to weigh your options.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
A full moon in your sign, Pisces, arrives on August 26th which will bring light to patterns that have been happening in your love life. These patterns could be good or bad.
If it is a bad pattern, try to come together to solve the problem. The full moon on Sunday will be intensely emotional, but that will drive the conversation in a good way- trust me. You need to speak your mind.
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