Aries (March 21-April 19)
The solar eclipse on August 11th has you realizing that you haven’t been having as much fun in love and romance as you should be. Where is the adventure? Where is the creativity?
This weekend take the opportunity to rediscover that flame by trying something spicy and new! Ever try wax play, Aries? Your fiery spirit would love it!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Oh man, Taur, old secrets from your past are coming to surface and it does not look pretty. Better hide your face from like…everyone.
Even though this dirty little secret will blow over in the matter of a week, take this weekend to stay in and relax. Give your V a little solo-love and order some takeout. Interacting with any romantic potentials is the last thing you want to do this weekend.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gemini, when Mars enters Capricorn on its retrograde journey on August 12th, you will be experiencing a lot of anger- all directed to your past. Ugh, seriously, Gem, get over it!
This weekend find a way to move on. Your ex is your ex for a reason and there is no sense in wasting your young precious V on memories of him while you turn your vibrator up to high speed. Please, get out there and get some real D, so you’ll learn to forget…uh…what’s his name?
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
When Mars reenters Capricorn while on its retrograde journey on August 12th, Cancer, the relationship sector of your chart will be activated! Hells yes! This is what you’ve been waiting for.
Now, is the perfect time to take a chance. You’re so sensitive and you don’t hide it well, so we all know you dream of true love. Love is there if you’re open- just be present and stop dwelling on past experiences.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Saturday, August 11th eclipse in your sign, Leo, is major for reinventing your love life! What have you always wanted but never had?
This weekend is your chance to get it; your epitome of romance. I urge you to really think about what you want and who you want it with before you run after it. When you open yourself up to this opportunity for love, the universe will work with you to secure your romantic dreams.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Oh, Virgo, the romance sector of your chart will be activated as Mars reenters fellow earth sign Capricorn on its retrograde journey. I wish I could say this will bring you your soulmate, but…
Really, this will have you revaluating your recent hook-ups. All of them; Brad, Gary, Jeremy, Kyle…the list goes on. Drunk sex is a common theme in your life lately and it’s really not your style, so fucking stop. It’s hurting you. Hang solo for a while and love will find its way to you.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
The solar eclipse in Leo arrives on August 11th, bringing ALL of the drama to your love life. This will be a trying time for you, dear Libra, so buckle up and get ready for the ride.
You and your partner are NOT fighting the same fight. You’re working towards two different goals and eventually, it’s going to fall apart if you guys don’t get your shit together. So, this weekend…fucking pull it together, get talking, and get loving so you can see eye to eye again.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Mars reenters Capricorn while on its retrograde journey on August 12th, which will activate the communication sector of your chart. This is the perfect time to consider how you’ve been communicating recently with your partner…because you’ve been sort of a bitch lately, so work on simmering that attitude before he hits you back with it.
This weekend, plan some time for some steamy aggressive sex to get that attitude in check. Your anger just needs to be released, Scorp, and trust me he won’t mind helping!
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Mercury squares off with your ruling planet Jupiter on August 11th, Sagittarius, and it brings conversations that you’ve had over and over with your partner. OMG, again?
Get ready because this weekend you and your partner will be circle arguing all over the place. Maybe it’s time for a little break or a pact to end this little argument. It’s gone on much too long.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
On August 11th the solar eclipse is in Leo, Cap, and this one is going to take you where you need to go in your love life. Let go of the past and open yourself up to new adventures- ones that may be different than you’re used to.
This eclipse is also major on your sex life. Is it with a new love or just some damn good 2 AM hook-ups? Follow the vibe of the universe this weekend and find out.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Mercury is in retrograde in Leo, Aquarius, which results in you running into someone from your past that still knows how to soak your V with just a look.
Please, if you’re single jump at this opportunity for another hot fling with this holy stud. However, if you’re currently attached to someone- good luck resisting. This baby knows how to use his hands AND his mouth like no one you’ve ever encountered.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, god damn, I thought I told you to get out of the routine and spice it up already! But, here we are again, another weekend, and I’m having to repeat myself. You know I hate that.
Try something NEW. You’re bored and it’s weighing you down in all aspects of life. Your partner is bored too. If you both don’t figure this out soon, your relationship is going to fail. Facts.
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