Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aries, babe, calm down your temper is ruining your relationship, once again! The recent eclipse has sparked some drama in your love life, so get ready for an intense battle with your lover.
Hopefully, you and your boo thang can work through things, and if so, get steamy in the sheets with some beautiful make-up sex…almost as good as break-up sex. Really, whatever happens, this is your opportunity for some prime playtime in the bedroom.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taur, girl, you’re desperately looking to break free right now, and let me tell you, I don’t blame you one bit! He does not appreciate you and I don’t think he ever will no matter how much you do for him.
Taur, I know you’re stubborn and you’re going to keep trying but trust me that this is a wasted effort that is turning toxic. You need to get up and leave because he definitely won’t.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Someone from your past is about to show up in your love life and it’s like a total shock on your little heart, Gem. You did NOT see this one coming.
It’ll be hot, it’ll be steamy, but be warned that this intense fling will NOT last. However, it will bring new awareness to all that you desire in your current relationship, as well as future ones. So, enjoy the ride while it lasts, baby girl.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer, god, you’re so annoying. You’re stuck between past and future and you have no idea where to go. You see your past loves and think that’s all you could ever deserve. Then you see the future, where the love you crave the most is waiting for you. Can’t you just fucking live in the present for once?
They say you find love once you stop looking. So, stop being so god damn sentimental and just live your life. Love will find you along the way.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, things are moving insanely quick in your love life right now, but can you keep up?
It’s not about the fiery sex because your wild side is surely enjoying that. It’s more about the constant seeing each other thing. I mean regular sleepovers…what? This weekend take the time to sit down with your lover and discuss what you’re both looking for in this relationship. Hopefully, it matches up and if not, BYE BOY.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
You need alone time, Virgo. The recent eclipse has you picking up on everyone’s intense, aggressive, and impulsive moods and that’s just not your cup of tea. If only you could stop being such an empath…
Take the time this weekend to stay in and chill. Do not say ‘yes’ to a date with Mark, it won’t be worth your time- trust me. He’ll drink too much and make a dumb comment that will set you off and from there it’ll be a whole big mess. Save yourself the drama and order some take-out.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Impulse impulse impulse, Libra. Girl, slow it down cause you’re about to fuck things up with your current lover. For real.
Someone from your past will be making an appearance and you’re about to fall head-over-heels in lust…again! As your friend, I’m advising you not to, but I know you’re not going to listen. You’re about to end up in a big ‘ol heap of drama, so get ready.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Leo season has you feeling your partner BIG time, Scorpio! You’re so focused on them and it’s absolutely fabulous because they are so totally focused on you too! I mean, when does that EVER happen? Lucky bitch.
Take the time this weekend to really show each other how much you care. Take a weekend vacay to the Hamptons or buy tickets to a Broadway show and finish the night dancing under the stars at a rooftop lounge.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sag, your heart is being ruled by Leo right now, so get ready for some impulsive behavior!
This weekend, take Leo’s fire and find the sexiest man at the bar, have him buy you a martini or two (no more than two or you’ll be a hot mess), and take him home for a good time. This month is all about fire and impulse for you, so don’t let this energy go to waste. Your V will thank you.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Oh, Cap, this is a rocky time in your love life, so get ready. Leo has you feeling extra impulsive. You have always been a decision-maker, but this time you’re willing to take a little more risk than usual.
Be careful and guard your heart, Cap, because this guy may not be up for the adventure you want. However, if he is, he’ll surely be in for a wild ride!
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
You’ve been crying puddles lately, Aquarius, and it’s no wonder because the intense eclipse made everyone emotional.
Your lover doesn’t seem to understand anything you’re saying and this is frustrating you to no end. Take some time off from this partnership, even if it’s just the weekend and treat yourself to some good solo love. You have energy that desperately needs to be released.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
You’re working your ass off, Pisces, and that means that you’ve had no energy for any “extra-curricular” activities in the bedroom. This is causing MAJOR insecurity issues for both you and your partner. You both need some loving!
This weekend make TIME. I’m talking, “clear your schedules” kind of time, and treat yourselves to some all-day foreplay leading up to the big O. Trust me, it’s just what you both need to get your grooves back.
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