Aries (March 21-April 19)
Alright, Aries, this weekend is a little better for you than last- thank God. You and your partner seem to be on the same page now…finally. Be careful not to fuck it up though by bringing up past arguments…like you like to do.
This weekend when Jupiter connects with Neptune on the 19th, you will be craving an intimate and intense conversation with your boo thang. Get talking because let me tell you this emotional connection will lead to some major passion in the bedroom.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taur, this weekend you’ll finally stop running into all your exes! Thank the Lord! You can now safely delete them off all social media and begin to live your beautiful single life.
Girl, you are smart, sexy, and independent. Go out and find a man that will love and respect that. You deserve to be happy with a man, but damn girl, you’re pretty great at making yourself happy, so there is no rush!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
When Mercury mingles with Venus on the 18th, Gem, you will find that it’s much easier to communicate your wants and needs with your partner. You’ve been really trying to come up with the right words and now the universe is guiding you in how to start this much-needed conversation.
The conversation, this weekend, will be passionate and intense, but will for sure work out in your favor, so don’t be scared. Just make the leap!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Mercury makes a connection with Venus on the 18th which will bring assistance in the way of romance for your dear little heart. Awww, time to swoon!
Sensitive Cancer, you’re really going for it this time and it will be the real deal if you continue to let go of the past and keep walking into the future with an open heart. Big things are coming your way, babe. This is going to be a wild ride, so I hope you’re ready.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, this weekend is going to be super deep for you. I am talking 20,000- leagues-under-the-sea-deep, so hold on tight!
Your emotions are hard to control right now and for good reason- you have a whole heck of a lot going on. Take this weekend to let these emotions out and just cry. Hide your face from the world, eat some Halo Top, binge some Netflix, and completely cut off communication with that lover who has been stressing you out. You don’t need him, honey. Trust me.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgin Virgo, Mercury retrograde ends on the 19th, thank God because it was fucking you up. Now, things will begin to feel like they are falling into place and all will be happy and well! Yay!
This weekend is a great time to share some secrets with a lover. What have you always wanted to try shy little Virgo? I’m sure if you bring it up to him he’ll be all for it.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, your ruling planet Venus connects with Mercury on the 18th which will create a sweet-loving easy vibe in your relationship! Who doesn’t want that?
This weekend love will feel easy. So easy. What a relief after all the shit you two have been through lately! Completely relish in it and enjoy your hearts and souls connecting while it lasts- I’m sure the drama will start again soon.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorpio, this whole month has been about growth for you. If you’re single, it’s been about growing individually and creating guidelines for your dating life. There are some people who just don’t make the cut anymore- sorry, boys.
If you’re in a relationship, this growth is stemming from areas that have been often times challenging. You will start to see positive changes where you once saw endless arguments. Things are getting better and love will win!
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Neptune makes a harmonious connect with your ruling planet Jupiter on the 19th, Sagittarius, which will create a beautiful spiritual vibe in your love life.
This weekend is a great time to experience just some fun-loving easy-going sex with a partner. Often times you think too much about what you’re supposed to do and how things are supposed to feel, but for once, just allow yourself to let go and experience the sensual moments in the bedroom. Be in the moment and your perspective on sex will change for the better.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Aww, Cap, you’re going to have an amazing weekend- so get ready! It’s all positive vibes this weekend when Jupiter and Neptune connect on the 19th. Can you say romance romance romance???
This weekend is ideal for some powerful heart-to-hearts, some midnight loving, and some cuddles and snuggles. Sometimes you’re a tough bitch to crack, but someone is doing a damn good job of it right now, so stick with him.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
On the 18th Mercury and Venus form a connection, which will have you wanting to socialize with several lovers, Aquarius. Thatta girl!
The work week was stressful, you’re tired, but you have the energy to get out and play. This weekend, meet up with a few hotties because…why the hell not? You’re young! Bat those eyes, flip that hair, and put that V to work.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Jupiter and Neptune come together on the 19th, Pisces, which will bring you a long-awaited soulful connection you’ve been waiting for. Hallejuah!
He’s the one, Pisces, and you’re totally feeling that. Be vulnerable and show him every part of you…and I mean every part. Your physical connection will be just as intense as your emotional connection, so get to it!
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