So, I was very tempted to delve into the subject of shower sex and break down why it’s the absolute worst sex. Girls, I know you know what I’m talking about.
For one, it usually hurts. The water from the shower totally messes with our natural lubricant making screwing in the shower a rough, tearing, sandpaper-like experience.
Then, there is the whole issue of what position to try. Obviously, there are height requirements for certain positions. Like, hello, you must be this tall to ride this ride.
And, there is also the variable of strength. Does your boo have sufficient muscles? And, like if he can’t lift you are you going to just feel fat and gross? Is he going to feel emasculated?
Shower sex has a long list of physical and emotional factors you have to consider, which it makes it seem more like a couple’s therapy session than the sexy spontaneous romantic experience that we see in the movies.
But, recently, something magical happened to me;I had the best shower sex of my life. It was mindblowing sex in general! But, more importantly, it was shower sex that didn’t have me bent over counting down the seconds until he came. It was shower sex that I actually wanted to last and that I couldn’t get enough of.
So, here I am, NYGal, telling you what I learned through my rare shower sex experience, but also giving you some extra tips that may work for you and your body.
Because let’s face it, pussies are like snowflakes; they’re all unique and different.
Set the Mood
Sometimes all a girl needs are some candles and champagne to get the mood right. Oh, and don’t forget a killer playlist!
Traditionally, women liked to be wined and dined and it definitely will not go unnoticed if a man makes the effort to make shower sex special for his girl. Sidenote:This type of man is an endangered species, so definitely hold onto him.
The romantic atmosphere will make you feel loved and appreciated, heighten the experience, and get you in the mood for a change of scenery. I mean, come on, beds can get boring, you have to switch it up a little!
Start Outside the Shower
This was a key element for my steamy shower sex experience. After being pushed against a wall and kissed from behind I was definitely ready to do the dirty with my boo.
Before even getting into the shower, our foreplay escalated to him lifting me up and pushing my back against the wall. My legs were perfectly wrapped around his waist and my feet were on the sink (hello, it’s NYC, my bathroom is small). And, with that, I got a beautiful view of the mirror behind my sexy man.
Now, I’m sure, you don’t all have the same bathroom set-up as I do, and no, as much as I encourage good booty, you can’tcome over to use my apartment. However, I am very confident you can all find some way to make your bathroom work for a little pre-shower foreplay.
Starting outside the shower will help you to get wet enough to enjoy continuing the sex while under the hot water. If your natural lubricant does not sustain, you could always have bae rub some silicone-based lubricant down on your lady bits, as water-based lubricant will not hold up in the shower.
Pick a Position That Works for You
Picking a position is always tricky because there is so much to factor in. And, when you start factoring in your height and weight versus his, and the dimensions of your shower, it starts getting way more mathematical and way less sexy. Seriously, no one is turned on by math.
Luckily, there are so many different positions that can be done in the shower, so you just have to experiment and find out what works for you and your man-of-the-moment.
If your man is taller and stronger than you, he could lift you up. This position will allow you to wrap your legs around him and help hold yourself up, as well, lightening his load a little. Another way to help him hold you up (because thrusting and holding someone up at the same time isn’t the easiest task) is by placing your foot on one of the corners of the tub. Obviously, this only works if you’re not messing around in a strictly stand-up shower.
Another fun, more relaxed position to try if you’re in a full bathtub is to have your man sit on the floor of the tub with his legs outstretched and back relaxed as if he is enjoying a bubble bath. After he is positioned, slowly get on top of him and straddle him. This position is great for clitoral stimulation, especially if your man sits up a little so that your chests are touching. You’ll be feeling mad friction down there, girl, so get ready! Also, if you’re feeling a little romantic, this is a great position to kiss each other while you make a little love.
If everything else is a dud, there is always the no-fail ‘palms on the wall bent over’ position. If your guy loves the view of your ass (I mean, of course, he does) then this may be the solid winner. However, make sure you’re getting pleasure out of it too. Definitely encourage him to reach around and give you attention elsewhere, while he’s taking you from behind.
Add Some Fun Toys
Did you know that edible soap is actually a thing? So fun! Not only that, but there are so many water-safe sex toys such as waterproof vibrators, dildos, and anal beads.
For the kinky girl, some extra toys may be all she needs to experience the true pleasure of shower sex. Water may not be arousing enough for her dirty mind!
Keep in mind, the shower is also a great place for ass play because you know your bae is squeaky clean, so definitely experiment with that to make it even erotic.
End in the Bed
One of the sexiest things I have ever experienced was going soaking wet from the shower, I’m talking not even a quick towel-dry, to the bed to continue making love to my partner. Getting the sheets soaking wet in more ways than one was totally worth the mess and made for a stellar orgasm for both of us.
Wrapping up in the bed will make it easier to get yours. I mean, really, girls, he can get his anywhere, but we know our pussies are super particular. And, it’s definitely easier to get off when you’re in a comfortable place, not being pounded by water. If you’re a girl who relies on heavy clitoral stimulation to cum, ending in the bed is a safe bet that it’ll happen for you…as long as bae knows what he’s doing.
Whatever you end up trying to make shower sex work for you and your lover, make sure you’re getting pleasure from it as well; Communication is key, especially when experimenting with a new environment.
Keep getting freaky, NYGal!