We all know that not every relationship lasts, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that breakups suck. Breakups consist of several unhappy phases that take forever to go away.
First, there’s denial (texting your ex the very next day of the breakup).
Then there’s the pain of realizing things are really over (drowning out your sorrow with sad music).
Finally, there’s the phase of dating whoever you can to get over your ex. After all, the only way to get over an old guy is to get under a new guy, right?
Wrong! There are better ways to get through your breakup.
It starts with downloading these breakup apps that promise to help you get your life back. Yeah, that’s right; we said breakup apps and they’re available to you at little to no cost. Why not give them a try?
Break-Up Boss offers advice and techniques to help mend your broken heart. Users compare it to a self-help book with activities to lift your mood. The Feel Wheel provides advice based on how you’re feeling that day. If you’re feeling sad, you’ll get advice to cheer you up. If you’re feeling lazy, the app might tell you to get off your ass and do something fun.
The app also lets you send a fake text to your ex when you’re in your denial phase. It doesn’t actually send the text which helps you not look desperate. There’s nothing worse than begging for a man that doesn’t want you.
Break-Up Boss is the perfect app to help you move on and forget about your terrible ex. After a few weeks or months using it, you won’t even remember why that guy made you so depressed.
30 days is all it takes to get over your breakup with this app. It’s designed to guide you through the end of your relationship, providing motivation and distractions to keep your mind focused. You’ll get writing exercises of fresh topics each day to learn how to navigate through your emotions.
Rx Breakup helps you identify self-sabotaging patterns to avoid in future relationships. This is great because it not only helps you get over your ex but it also prepares you for someone new. Many women carry their problems into new relationships which ultimately messes them up again. Let Rx Breakup help your baggage stay where it is.
Mend is another self-help app but with a twist. It involves meditations and exercises to clear your mind. Sometimes all you need is to forget about your surroundings and focus on yourself.
You’ll also get journaling activities and daily advice for as long as you need it. Use this time to reflect on your dead relationship and learn from it. Mend is the app to help you do it, no matter how long it takes.
Hopefully, your breakup phase doesn’t take years; but hey if it does, you’ll be helping keep this amazing app alive.
I know what you’re thinking: why is Netflix on this list? Well, it’s because Netflix is the go-to app for every situation.
Are you bored? Watch Netflix. Want to try that new show? Watch Netflix! Name a situation when Netflix isn’t helpful?
If you’re suffering from a broken heart, binge-watch a show with a lot of series. This will help take your mind off things for a while. We suggest Grey’s Anatomy or American Horror Story. These shows will definitely keep you busy for a while.
Talking about your feelings and writing in a journal will make you feel good but not as good as sex! Find someone to really ease your pain…in the bedroom of course. A little sex will do you good after a breakup.
Now we’re not saying go find your next boo with Tinder. The worst thing to do after a breakup is to jump into another relationship. We’re just telling you that now’s the time to have fun. You don’t have anyone breathing down your neck telling you what you can and can’t do, so why not enjoy yourself and get some good sex out of it? Sometimes all you need is an orgasm to make you forget about your ex.