Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aries, slow it down. Seriously. You need to breathe and focus on healing some old wounds that have been affecting your current relationship. It’s time to stop taking out your past trauma on your partner.
This weekend, work on yourself in order to make your relationship stronger, more stable, and improve communication. I suggest having a conversation with your love and owning up to your volatile ways in order to begin to work together to make your relationship the best it can be.
Taurus (April 20th-May 20th)
Taur, girl, you need a fresh start. I mean, come on, the last guy you dated was a total loser and for some reason…that’s your type?
This weekend, revaluate, honey! It’s officially cuffing season and you do not want to be stuck inside with just anybody during the winter months. Go out and find someone worth your time, your brain, and your hot bod.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gem, babe, you are busy AF lately and your partner is really craving some alone time with you. Like, seriously, when is the last time you had sex?
This weekend, clear your plans and go crazy with your partner. It’s time to show him some love before he finds it somewhere else. You both have physical needs that have to be met, so get busy.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer, you are extremely passionate this Scorpio season and you’re craving to do a little exploring. Do it, and don’t hold back. This is a very sexy time for you.
This weekend, grab your girls and go out for a little fun before it gets too cold! Flirt, dance, and get some free drinks. Who knows? You may meet your Prince Charming in the West Village.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, you’re really in your head right now and reflecting on yourself and your relationship and that’s great because you’re focusing on your overall quality of life.
However, be careful about shutting your partner out. It’s ok to revaluate your relationship, but there should be open communication about it. It’s not fair to leave your partner in the dark.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, your month is starting out with a lot of difficult decisions in your love life. Girl, you probably aren’t ready for this, but, like, here it comes anyway!
This weekend, you will feel overwhelmed and you will have to make decisions to cut some people out of your romantic life. But, let me tell you after you make these decisions, you will feel a hell of a lot better!
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, you are so so so bored of your current partner and this has been an issue for a while now. So, like, why haven’t you done anything about it yet?
This weekend, have a conversation with your partner to either get to the bottom of the issue and make a change or call it quits. Love shouldn’t be boring and it shouldn’t be this hard.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorp, my lady, you have completely switched focus from yourself to your partner recently, and usually, I would say that’s a bad thing, but this bae you’ve hooked is dynamite.
Continue to give your boo all the love you have and appreciate everything they have to offer. You make the cutest couple and I would so vote you Prom King and Queen.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, the dude you like is so mysterious, but that’s ok because that’s what’s making you so hot for him.
This weekend, try to delve to the bottom of this mystery man by going out with him for drinks after work and asking him some questions. I think if you play it just right you could get him to open up more and maybe this could actually be something!
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Cap, your social life is booming right now and you have so many suitors on your tail, but the truth is you’re a busy lady and so over the hustle and bustle of the NYC dating scene.
This weekend, lock yourself in your room and get busy by yourself. Every girl has to get off and I know you can do it better than any one-night stand. Don’t feel obligated to plaster a fake smile on your face and enjoy the NYC hook-up culture.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Aquarius, a new suitor is about to enter your life so now is the time to get rid of all the lame guys who are so undeserving of your attention.
This weekend, throw out that little black book of numbers because romance is about to get real. You are a peach, Aquarius, and this new man is going to make you feel like an absolute queen.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, you have undergone a lot of self-growth in the past few months and now it’s time you put all that into your romantic life.
This weekend, issues of old trauma from past relationships will arise, but with your new coping skills, you will successfully be able to put them to the side and continue a healthy relationship with your partner. It’s not their fault your ex was a piece of shit.
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