Aries (March 21-April 19)
Aries, Mercury retrograde in Sagittarius begins on November 16th, and it’s bringing out the big mouth in you. And, your partner isn’t too keen on you spilling all the intimate details of your relationship with your friends.
Take a breath and think before you speak. Your inner circle doesn’t need to know how big your man’s D is or the weird things he likes in the sack. Respect the privacy of your relationship and it’ll last longer.
Taurus (April 20th-May 20th)
Mercury retrograde begins in Sagittarius on November 16th and the universe is asking you to slow it down, Taur. Seriously, your brain has been running nonstop.
You’ve been so worried about the future, that you are forgetting to live in the present moment. Marriage is a far step away for you and your boo, however, you keep bringing up the subject. Relax a little before you scare him off.
Gemini (May 21st-June 20th)
Gem, your ruling planet Mercury is beginning its retrograde in Sagittarius on November 16th and you’ll be experiencing a major shift in your romantic relationship.
This weekend, be sure to keep yourself grounded because the dynamic and terms of your current fling are about to change drastically. You’ll be the one to decide if this is a good thing or not. It’s all in how you handle it when you decide how you see your future.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer, issues with bae have you going absolutely crazy this weekend. The constant circle-arguing is not going to fix things. So f**king stop being so stubborn.
This weekend, take some time off from your partner. A little space right now is good for both of you. Remember that it’s actually healthy to do solo activities once in a while. Just be sure to keep communication open while taking space.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, Venus retrograde ends on November 16th, which triggers some miscommunications. That delayed reply to your text will have your temper firing up.
But, try to cool yourself down, Leo. He is not trying to piss you off. He’s simply busy. So, this weekend make yourself busy too. Go out with friends or work on a personal project. Remember, you were fine on your own before him.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, your ruling planet Mercury will retrograde in Sagittarius on November 16th which will have you running into past lovers. Uh-oh. That’s almost never good.
Be sure wherever you go this weekend to dress to impress. You don’t want to run into Jack, Stan, or Paul looking like a hot mess. Or, if you just want to avoid the whole situation, you could stay in your apartment. It is the beginning of hibernation season after all.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, Mercury retrograde begins on November 16th, and it will have you wanting to discuss the important matters in your relationship.
But, hold on, sister, right before the holidays? This is not the time to discuss these issues that’ll take months to resolve. For the sake of both of your families, hold off until after the holiday season. It’ll make social gatherings a lot less awkward.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorp, this is a super inspiring time for you and you will definitely feel the urge to get freaky with your bae in new ways.
This weekend, enjoy this surge of creativity in your love life and use it for discovery. Ever thought about incorporating temperature play? Hot wax or a little winter snow could be a fun way to tease your partner. Or, maybe just some new lingerie will be enough to light the fire.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sag, you are so concerned about what you want your future to look like, but that’s great because before this you were kind of just floating along, trying out different partners without any clear destination.
Now, you are sure you know what you want and you’re on a mission to get it. There is no stopping you now, Sag. Keep your eyes on the prize and you’ll be golden.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
God damn, Cap, when Mercury retrograde begins on November 16th, it brings miscommunications that’ll definitely throw you for a loop.
Try not to overreact. I know this is hard for you sometimes. But, really it IS just a miscommunication and not intentional, so know that you are still valued and know that everything will turn out ok.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Aquarius, if you are currently in a stressful LDR, know that it will get better this weekend. Your partner will actually put in a little effort and it’ll put your mind at ease.
Make sure to FaceTime or Skype. Trust me, it’ll make you feel a whole lot better and it will much more intimate than texting. He misses you too, sometimes he just doesn’t know how to show it.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, you are feeling a little feisty and combative this weekend. Which is super strange since you are usually pretty go-with-the-flow.
Try not to get into an argument with your partner. It’s not worth the stress it will cause down the road. If you are feeling that anger flare up, go for a run or give yourself a little space from your boo.
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