Aries (March 21-April 19)September 27.
Aries, this weekend has you feeling extremely rejected by your partner. However, you and your terrible communication skills are to blame for this little bump in the road.
I suggest you focus in on the way you communicate with your partner. Remember, Aries, it’s nice to be nice and if you show that respect and kindness to your partner you will get it back in return. So, like, stop being such a sassy bitch.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taur, Pluto ends its retrograde in earth sign Capricorn on September 30th, which will have you deeply reflecting on all your dreams in love and life.
This weekend, you are looking towards your future. Stop with the one-night stands and random hookups, because they aren’t doing your little soul any good. Instead, focus in on a person who has been there consistently and who you wouldn’t mind waking up to every morning.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gem, I am so proud of you girl, this weekend you’re all like “I give no fucks!”…and you know what? You shouldn’t! All this petty bullshit that’s clogging up your Insta feed is not worth your time. YOU WAS DONE WITH HIM ANYWAYS!
This weekend, take your “no-fucks” attitude out with the girls and get your dance on. If you feel the compulsion to take home a rando, then do it, but if you’re completely content being with the girls for the night and cuddling up with a dollar slice or two, then that’s fine too. You do you.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Oh, Cancer, get ready, I see a dramatic twist coming in your romantic life! Is it good or bad? To be honest, I really can’t tell.
Either way, this weekend, keep doing what you’re doing. Do not avoid events. If there is a birthday party or some type of networking event, go out and be your best self. When I say “best self”, I mean, wear that tight skirt that hugs your booty just right and pair it with some Louboutins for that long leg illusion. Something life-changing is in the cards for you and it’s best to accept your fate while looking hot AF.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, when Pluto ends its retrograde on September 30th, you will feel compelled to quit some super bad habits that you should’ve been done with months ago. Cheating? Or, thoughts of cheating? Yeah, say buh-bye now, cause you are changing for the better.
This weekend, take the time to show your lover how much they really mean to you. Even a nice walk in the park with a coffee could be the quality time they’ve been craving with you. Kindness and quality time goes a long way.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Little Virgin Virgo, your love life is exciting right now. For once! However, it’s a bit overwhelming for you, naturally.
This weekend, maybe you should cool it down a little. Instead of making time for Luke, Dylan, and James, maybe just focus on Luke. Your head is all over the place right now with all these suitors. You need to refocus and learn to understand what you really want so you can create a relationship worth your time and energy.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, with Pluto ending its retrograde on September 30th, you will feel a shift in your romantic life. There is a lot of emotional baggage being lugged around and it’s time you talk about it and then drop it, for good!
This weekend, talk to your partner about all the things you’ve been hiding. Although it may be hard to open up about these things, you will feel much better in the long-run. Your partner and you are strong enough to get through it, even if it takes a while.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorp, your ruling planet Pluto ends its retrograde on September 30th, which will lead to an extremely difficult conversation between you are your partner. Maybe you aren’t exactly on the same page?
This weekend, don’t be afraid to initiate the conversation that is much-needed in order to continue on this path of love. Be direct and don’t hide how you really feel. It’s best to be open and vulnerable.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, you are feeling mighty confident this weekend, and that’s great because your calendar is booked and everyone is dying to see you out. It’s been way too long!
This weekend, don’t be afraid to let your hair down. The universe is working with you to secure that you have the best weekend ever, whether you’re single or just hanging with the girls. Go out, be confident, and you might just catch yourself a man.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Cap, when Pluto ends its retrograde in your sign on September 30th, you will be eager to transform everything, including your love life.
Don’t be afraid to take the road less traveled. You have always been good at staying on track and making people proud. Your new road may not be traditional, but trust me, you won’t be letting anyone down. You’ve proved yourself enough already.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Aquarius, when Pluto ends its retrograde on September 30th, you will be feeling extremely emotionally drained.
This weekend, spend time with your partner in a relaxing environment. Splurge for a super spa day or just relax on the couch with some Netflix or a good book. Your partner will enjoy the calm quality time with you too.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, this weekend is about to get crazy so hold on! The 30th brings about some major changes in your love life.
If I were you, Pisces, I would slow it down this weekend. You have been partying at hyper speed and tiring yourself (and your partner) out. Some weekends it’s better just to chill. With this crazy news that will be affecting your love life, you’ll need some chillage. Trust me.
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